Joint professor at ucla and howard

Phi beta kappa $'89 $ UC Berkeley (when there's only one guy doing research, we're going to have to have accepted it )

Nope. -Jyrki Lahtonen

It isn't. -Quatscho Yuen

It's alright to work at Subway. -Yitang Zhang

Primitive groups have trivial centralizer. -Derek Holt

Subgroups are never disjoint. -Art Magidin

Forms are fun to play with. -Lee Mosher

I thought everyone in Indiana played basketball. -Norman Dale

As to my moniker, I toyed with "camper van beethoven". Actually I change it all the time.

The next one will probably be "no upstairs".

Or "department of converse". Or, "gentrification". Or definitely, "squirrels in white t-shirts". Or, "the joy of cats". Or "hasn't heard of Euclid". Or "math equals homos". Or, "Terrence Tao's SAT".

Or "suckling pig". Or "Einstein was a physicist". Or "dummy variable". Or, maybe best, "fecal matter". Or "a cop is a hooker".