If it is ordered, that means there is a nonempty subset $P$ such that
(1) for each $x$ exactly one of $x \in P, x=0, -x\in P$
(2) If $x,y \in P$ then each of $x+y,x*y$ is in $P$.
There are not many choices for $P$ here. $P$ cannot have $0$ in it, otherwise (1) above is false. And $P$ is nonempty. So far the only possible $P$ is $P=\{1\}.$
But this $P$ does not satisfy (2) since $1 \in P$ but $1 + 1=0$ is not in $P.$
[Thanks to @egreg for noticing my previous $1*1=0$ version wasn't right.]
Added: An easier way to see it can't be ordered: Assume that $a<b$ is incompatible with $b<a$, and that one can always add the same thing to both sides of an inequality. Then since $1 \neq 0$ we have either $0<1$ or else $1<0$ (but not both). However adding $1$ to each side of either of these gives the other, i.e. a contradiction.