Call a function $f(x)$ defined over $\mathbb R \setminus \{0\}$ “drunken periodic” if $$\forall k \in \mathbb Z \setminus \{0\}, q \in (0,1), f(kq)=f(q)$$Are all drunken periodic functions constant?
This question came from a math class I was taking (Honors Precalculus and AP Calculus BC)- we were discussing periodicity of functions, and the teacher asked for a rigorous definition of periodicity in a function (assuming that that function is defined over $\mathbb R$). One of the other students (presumably) misspoke in trying to make rigorous the intuitive definition, and multiplied the period to get the equality, rather than adding it. I thought this was an interesting class of function to analyze, but didn’t get anywhere- I may simply not have the tools necessary. I call it drunken periodic not to insult the student who made the mistake, but only because I find that name amusing.