Let $\varepsilon>0$ be a positive number. My goal is to prove the following: there does not exist a finite collection of functions $\{f_i:\mathbb R\to\mathbb R\mid i\in\{1,\ldots,n\}\}$, where $n\in\mathbb N$, such that the following condition holds: for any $x,y\in\mathbb R$,
$$x>y+\varepsilon\quad\text{ if and only if }\quad f_i(x)\geq f_i(y)\text{ for all $i$, with strict inequality $>$ for some $i$}.$$
That is, the presence of “gaps” of width greater than $\varepsilon$ between two numbers cannot be represented, in a sense, by any finite family of functions.
Any hints or comments would be appreciated.
UPDATE #1 Here is what I could prove so far:
Suppose such a finite family of functions exists for some $n\in\mathbb N$. Then, for each $x\in\mathbb R$ and $\delta\in(0,\varepsilon]$, there is some $i\in\{1,\ldots,n\}$ (depending on $x$ and $\delta$) such that $$f_i(x)>f_i(x+\delta).$$
My conjecture is that the desired contradiction would build on there being only finitely many functions in the family, so that there would exist some $i$ for which the inequality above held for infinitely many $x$ and $\delta$, but I cannot see exactly how this leads to a contradiction.
UPDATE #2 I managed to further reduce the problem to the following conjecture:
Fix $\varepsilon>0$. There does not exist a function $f:\mathbb R\to\mathbb R$ such that the set $$\{x\in\mathbb R\mid f(x+\varepsilon+\xi)\geq f(x)>f(x+\varepsilon)\text{ for all $\xi>0$}\}$$ is uncountable.