Consider the following:
The Grothendieck topology is not a topology.
A Riemannian metric is not a metric.
The notation $\lim_{\to}$ is a co-limit, not a limit.
(Two maybe different examples)
The complex plane is (for algebraic geometers) a curve. Even worse, the Riemann sphere is also a curve.
An affine group scheme is a representable functor.
What are some mathematical objects that follow this unfortunate pattern?